The Indian Cricket team recently scored a brilliant 4-0 win over the highly competitive Australian team. The politicians would probably have this to say about the outcome.
Manmohan Singh: Well ..... Salman Khurshid: This is Sonia Gandhi's win.... I mean our foreign policy is so amazing that Australia was forced to bow before us. Karunanidhi: Ashwin and Murali Vijay must now beat Sri Lanka in the field to avenge the plight of Tamils. Digvijay Singh: We see the hands of communal forces behind this win as both Ravindra Jadeja and Cheteshwar Pujara are both Gujaratis. Manish Tiwari: This win is because of the Congress party's policy of favouring the youth. Today's young team is playing much better simply because of Rahul Gandhi. Kapil Sibal: Australia beat India 4-0, India defeated Australia 4-0... Zero Loss theory proved. Mayawati: There are no Dalit players in the Indian team. BCCI is anti Dalit. I demand a 30% reservation for Dalits in the team. Arvind Kejriwal: How is it that the Indian team has begun to win all of a sudden? I will reveal the facts soon in a press conference. Justice Katju: The Australian Board of Cricket must forgive the mistakes of it's team because they are a great team. Also Watson has small children. The Left Parties: This 'Left' (Ravindra Jadeja) is amazing. Mulayam Singh Yadav: My U-turn was used by the Indian spinners very well... by the way the Australian team is an honest and true team. Narendra Modi: The Chai which the Indian team had during the tea session was made from the milk which came from Gujarat. Today Jadeja and Pujara have once again proved that Gujarat has always served India. Mohan Bhagwat: This is a victory for Bharat, not India. Rahul Gandhi: Heartiest congratulations to the Indian football team for defeating Australia 4-0. |
Thanks to Prince Chaudhari for this contribution
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