02 July 2017
29 June 2017
GST - The new Goods and Services Tax will be launched on 1st July 2017.
The date is significant because it is also Chartered Accountants Day as well as Doctor's Day. If the former can't solve your problem, the latter will.
09 June 2017
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a cold drink.
'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
04 June 2017
26 May 2017
01 May 2017
One day, some time ago, my wife, Mohini, struggled with trying to open a jar without success. Then she requested me to assist her.
I opened it in a jiffy.
Then with a flourish, I handed it back to her saying, "What will you do without me?"
She replied, "Who wants to live without you?"
I leant that day, that,
Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you have got.
Outcomes can be of several shades.
At the bottom are negatives which are feelings of disdain, hatred, tolerance and worst feeling is indifference.
At the top are positive results which include acceptance, desire, joy and if very lucky bliss.
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