06 January 2013

The Babu's bible





  1. Rule No. 1. Be reactive and Not pro-active. Hasten slowly.
  2. Rule No 2.  Do Not create waves.  Flow with the water. Just be a processor and not be a facilitator. that is NOT your  mandate.
  3. Rule No. 3. Have No fixed conviction or commitments or views. At least do not display them.
  4. Rule No 4. Process and procedure is most important and not the end result. Stick to them as long as it helps you to remain inactive.
  5. Rule No 5. Remain non committal. Act sincere, do nothing.
  6. Rule No 6. When in doubt, sleep over the matter and procrastinate as much as you can.
  7. Rule No 7. There are NO rewards for good work. If you go wrong your neck is online. Do nothing.
  8. Rule No 8. Cite rules. There is some rule for every sin, inaction, action or position that you may be in, to justify it. Look after your own interest and manoeuvre best positions and postings for yourself.
  9. Rule No 9.  Accumulate wealth and maintain good public relations with those who matter in the hierarchy.
  10. Rule No 10. Avoid controversy and side step when difficult situation comes up. Pass the buck when things get hot.
  11. Rule No 11. Things will remain what they are. Your actions/inactions and contribution do not matter.
  12. Rule No 12. People and their problems are NO concern of yours. They have been born to live like that. You are the privileged one. Do not identify with common people.
  13. Rule No 13. Look after yourself. Watch your back.
  14. Rule No 14. Do not trust sincere and dedicated and honest type of colleagues and other activists They are nothing but trouble.
  15. Rule No. 15. There is nothing called absolute fact/truth. Everything has many dimensions and sides. Always defend your action by highlighting the side that justifies your position.  Always side with the winner.
  16. Rule No 16. Babus NEVER retire. Ensure lining up a cosy post retirement assignment.
  17. Rule No 17. Never get trapped in idealism, patriotism, honesty, fair play, professional or personal integrity etc. These are just vague and unrealistic concepts and should never affect your actions.
  18. Rule No 18. Never promote or recommend anyone from any other cadre/discipline (other than your own cadre) for any valuable position /post/assignment however suited, appropriate and capable that person maybe for the same. Always maintain parochial interest and promote it to the best of your ability.
  19. Rule No 19. Always pull down anyone who may be competent and able to out run you. trip him/her unabashedly.
  20. Rule No 20. Be very careful of those who are genuinely good, able, motivated and visionary. They are highly dangerous for our peace and carefree existence.
                                                        _____________  &  _______________

* The term 'babu' refers to bureaucrats and other government officials in India.

As organisations and grow they become more bureaucratic. 
If you encounter more than one of the above symptoms listed above in your organization, you may want to ask some deep questions and probably take and implement some crucial decisions


8 comments:

  1. Madhu said,

    lighter side ok, but so unfair to paint everyone with the same brush :)

    madhu.pillai@jalindia.co.in

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  2. Dear Madhu ji,

    You are right. There are exceptions.
    However you would agree that outdated organisation structures and sytems built on command & control tend to make this the rule.

    Thanks for your feedback, which makes me constantly review my thoughts & actions.

    Hope you have a great day.

    Gurvinder

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  3. Dinesh say,

    Completely agree
    Dinesh

    dmdeshpande44@hotmail.com

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  4. Niteesh said,

    So true & in any case whatever happens remember that the babu brotherhood will stand by you.
    Regards,

    Capt. Niteesh Krishnamurti
    niteeshkrishnamurti@gmail.com

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  5. Gurinder Cheema said;

    Excellent! worth preserving and taking the liberty. Cheers and god bless

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  6. Dear GS,

    Always Look forward to your feedback & reading your thoughts.
    Thanks & God Bless

    The Other GS

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  7. Dear Gurvinder,

    Very interesting,very true.I enjoyed the Babu's Rules for staying alive.How about adding - Never make a decision,but if you are forced to then get as many others involved in the decision making process. If you are unable to convince anyone,resort to confusing the issues.
    B.Monie/Pune
    25/01/'13

    "B. Monie
    balumonie@hotmail.com

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  8. Dear Monie ji,

    Wish you a happy Republic day.
    I am trying to do a piece on committees.
    You made some excellent observations in your mail.
    Can you suggest some more points from your rich professional and personal experiences.

    Thanks for your affection and association.
    Best regards

    Gurvinder

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