Marketing Concepts explained

A professor was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-

1. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very successful. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a attractive and intelligent girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very successful. Marry him." -That's Advertising

3. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very successful. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see an attractive and intelligent girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say : "By the way, I'm successful. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see an attractive and intelligent girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very successful! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very successful. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer
Feedback

7. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very successful. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tell her:"I'm successful. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see an attractive and intelligent girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:"I'm successful, Marry me!" your current date arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Thanks to Mr. Johnson George for sharing this with us.