Full body Scan at airports - A report

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS 

CATSA disclosed the following airport screening results.
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Dec 2013
Statistics on airport full body screening report from CATSA
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Terrorists Discovered                    0
Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                      985
Hemorrhoid Cases                    2,455
Enlarged Prostrates                  2,049
Breast Implants                      39,452
Natural Blondes                             3

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